[That solemn Striderness will likely get shaken down the moment Dirk starts dating someone. Dave will be there to tease him about it, too.

He rolls his eyes behind his shades and steps back to hold Dirk at arms length after the initial hug.]

You'd have to do something outrageously moronic for me to not be glad to see you, dude. How's it going? I haven't seen you in forever.