Camp Half Blood

[shippingmath]

Welcome, Demigods!

"If you're reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: close this book right now. Being a half-blood is dangerous."

[Basically, if you've ever wanted to throw your character into the world of Heroes of Olympus, now you can! Make them a Greek demigod! Make them Roman! Make them a Satyr if you want. Just make it so that they've always been here (If they have, all the better for them.) Post with a few options, or let people respond with their own! Have fun.]

Comments

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Stop looking at his butt, it is a very fine, very STRONG horsebutt.]

You should grow useful plants like this more often.

[Especially for him. Become his own personal salad bar, Gamzee.]

[420]

[You can't control him like that. Fertility is a satyr thing, okay? Okay.]

You think? Shit, if you say so, bro, then I'm down with that.

[Gamzee is still completely willing to go along with what he is saying. Until he forgets he was going to go along with that. Probably will take about a day and a half.]

[stayb100ponyboy]

Excellent.

[Equius is quite pleased by this turn of events.]

There's a patch of soil behind my trailer where you could practice.

[420]

Fertilized?

[well... it was good for the plants?]

[stayb100ponyboy]

Not at the moment, no.

It... could be?

[Recycling!]

[420]

Naw, that's cool.


[Some shit is just too out there, okay.]

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Yeah, that would be pretty gross.]

Okay.

[Equius is just going to cover the awkward by stuffing more dandelions in his mouth.]

[420]

[You sure went and made alla that shit awkward, Equius. Just look at things now. Awkward everywhere.

Except Gamzee, despite being a satyr and being in tune with other creature's emotions, doesn't really seem to notice. Or perhaps simply doesn't seem to care.]

Haha, you really be digging those, huh bro? You want more?

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Ah good, Gamzee isn't calling further attention to the awkward. Good satyr.]

[Equius munches down the last of the greens and swallows before answering.]

No, thank you. I have an archery lesson with Chiron later and I don't want to eat a heavy meal before that.

[420]

If you're sure, man, ain't nothing more than fuckin' airfluff though if you ask me.

[Seriously, you'd need to eat a hella lot of dandelions to get fulled up. They've got nothing on the filling power of plastic bottles.]

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Equius' multi-bodied digestive system is complicated, not a bottomless black hole like Gamzee's.]

Thank you, but no. I do appreciate you growing them for me, though.

[420]

It ain't even a motherfuckin' thang, bro. Us motherfucker gotta look out for each other, you get?

[stayb100ponyboy]

Yes. [A little smile plays across Equius' face, there and then gone.] I suppose we do.

[420]

Right you motherfuckin' are, bro, put her there.

[He holds up a fist. Come on, Equius. Don't leave him hanging.]

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Carefully and gently, Equius raps his knuckles against Gamzee's.]