Camp Half Blood

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Welcome, Demigods!

"If you're reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: close this book right now. Being a half-blood is dangerous."

[Basically, if you've ever wanted to throw your character into the world of Heroes of Olympus, now you can! Make them a Greek demigod! Make them Roman! Make them a Satyr if you want. Just make it so that they've always been here (If they have, all the better for them.) Post with a few options, or let people respond with their own! Have fun.]

Comments

[windyheir]

[Well what if John swipes that book? What then?]

[urnewkingbitch]

[Dave will stab him with his pen.

No, not really, he'll just look at John.]

Dude. Why.

[If John bothers to look, it's basically a lot of haikus and sonnets in varying degrees of good and bad.]

[windyheir]

[Of course he's not going to look, there's more important things to be done.]

It's like a million degrees out and there's not a cloud in the sky. Today is a day for adventure, not books!

[urnewkingbitch]

Correction, today is a day I get my poetry on as the Muses dictate. Sadly, dad seems to be dictatin', too, 'cause he's still goin' on about haikus and shit.

[Dave sighs dramatically.]

Why he's enamored by that form I have no idea, and I'm sufferin' for it.

[windyheir]

Eew, not poetry!

[But as he says that, he opens the book to look at some of the poems.]

Wow, these are kind of shitty.

[urnewkingbitch]

Hey, just 'cause I'm an Apollo kid doesn't mean my haikus are any good. If you think mine are bad, though, you should see the ones my dad comes up with. They're even worse, no offense meant to him and all.

[The last part is said just in case Apollo decides to curse him for that. Luckily, he's not as bad with his ego as Athena, so he's pretty safe.]

[windyheir]

You know, if you wanted to write poetry, you could just do some of your raps or whatever. Those are kind of like poetry, right?

[urnewkingbitch]

Dude, how can you not see the beauty of this? They're haikus that I can rap. It'll be as glorious as the time I rapped The Raven.

[windyheir]

How can you rap a haiku? They're like ten words long!